Last night I did the first annual stare down of my body in preparation for swimsuit season. (Don't judge me, you know you do it too). I was kinda feeling okay about the whole situation until...I...turned...around...
To my dismay, and utter disgust, I noticed a possible glimmer of cellulite on my buttocks--and let's be honest, it's creeping down my legs.
I decided not to panic though.
To alleviate this problem, I did approximately 12 lunges on the way to bed.
That should take care of it, as well as a full body wet suit.
PS--I'm thinking about going to the gym (eeew). The VIP membership comes with free daycare. I'm pretty sure I can workout all day with that incentive.
8 comments:
I want to BEAT your cellulite ridden fanny right now! Instead, here is what you get:
NOTE: TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO READS PAIGE'S BLOG!!!! You probably already know this, but she is a skinny, un-fat LIAR!!! I saw her in a swimsuit late last summer and let me tell you, my self esteem will never be the same again!!! Not only is she the skinniest, most model-like woman I've ever met, she is also tan, AND I'm convinced that she is completely 100% hairless, apart from her head.
Paige, cry me a river you big faker!
shut the heck up.
(if i really knew the true definition of our friendship, i would have typed what i'm saying out loud, and used the word hell instead of heck. it would've had a stronger presence.)
you suck.
come look at my rear and you'll stick to swimmin in your back yard only. with your own kids, only.
Ha ha ha ha - oh to be young and have people actually look at your cute self. One of the major perks of gramma-hood is that NO ONE actually looks at you anymore, you just get a little suit with a little skirt and enjoy the water and the ice cream bar!
I second EVERYTHING Saedi and Morgan said! A "possible glimmer" of cellulite!?!?!? Talk to me when you've got some real cottage-cheesy patches and some great stretch marks to match! Until then, I don't want to hear it! And I also don't want to hear anything about your skinny butt in a gym!
wow people. calm down. i never said i was fat...just getting some cellulite. don't be jealous of my cottage cheese pockets.
ha! okay, in retrospect, maybe i came off a little strong.
but you see, you are like the skinniest person i know. AND you've had 3 kids.
where's the fairness in that?
my apologies:)
I just can't WAIT to get in a swim suit!!! I don't even do the stare down only because I just KNOW I have a ROCKIN bod......
TEEEHEEE it is okay that you have cellulite.... it adds character. I think people secretly like it. I know I've always loved having it....SMOOTH.... BOOOOORRRING.. bumpy so unique and AWESOME. BAAAAAAHHHHAAA.. I remember my first sighting of cellulite I think I was in first grade. Awesome.
Hey, just come with me and my girls (you know, the left and the right), and standing next to me will make you look like a VS model!
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